Tuesday, 14 June 2011

Apocalypse Now

Yes, finally saw it....er...three times.  And its an amazing "picture".  Will withstand MANY re-viewings.  SOOOOOOO quotable. The horror, the horror !

Over Her Dead Body

i didn't even know who Lake Bell and Kali Rocha WERE until i saw this.  A deliciously cheesy papfest with Eva "Longoria" Parker in and loads of other hot male AND female totty.  About making the ones you love HAPPY. Bleurgh.  i loved it !

Monday, 23 May 2011


Oh My God. This film is so chilling. I just saw it and feel thoroughly lucky to be alive.  You have to see this.  Truck driver kidnapped and buried in Iraq.  That's all you need to know. I can't spoil it for you.

Sunday, 15 May 2011


Interesting one this.  Totally mixed bag. Sassy London Broads in quick-thinking slice of modern escapism. It's a sexy film. But with wooden acting at times.   Could quite easily have been elevated from a 6 to an 8.  Good effort though.

Saturday, 14 May 2011

Up In The Air

This rules. I don't care what ya say, Clooney's a Class Act. Great acting, good story, crap ending.   Such is life.  Clooney is what a proper movie star used to be. COOL. I wanna be him.  His stock can only rise.

Friday, 13 May 2011

13 Assassins

Could have been better.  Coupla decapitated heads, but not enough blood and gore. Just lots of sword-swishing. Yawn.

A Short Film About Killing

Overrated. Everyone's miserable and frustrated in Poland. Big deal.  The main character is SUCH a cock. Hanging's too good for him.